-- Num ---- Username ---- Category ------------- Posted -- Expires --- Pages --- | 531 | BRANNEAT | JOKES | 08/06/96 | 08/20/96 | 2 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Description: hmmm... | ================================================================================ hey omar, when i read this i thought of you! (pot-->kettle...i know :) btw, did anyone else startle when the men's 4x100m race was announced and the third leg was run by Jon Drummond??? --mav ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- >YOU MIGHT BE A HIGH TECH REDNECK: > > If your E-mail address ends in ".over.yonder.com" > If you connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page" > If the bumper sticker on your truck says "My other computer is a laptop." > If your laptop has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith @ Wesson" > If you've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular phone. > If your baseball cap reads "DEC" instead of "CAT" > If your computer is worth more than all your cars combined > If your wife said "either he or the computer had to go", and you still don't > miss her > If you've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your beer on > If you ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy" > If your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite truck, tractor or farm > animal > If you start all your e-mails with the words "Howdy y'all" > > >THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: The more I learn about women, the more I like my truck. >