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| Description: lefarge! i consume thy feet! with cheese!                       |
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Are you depressed because YOUR life isn't going anywhere?
Do you dream about the possibility of YOUR life becoming full of interesting
times and fascinating people?
 
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the chance to be RANDOMLY SELECTED! Yes! You too have the chance to be
RANDOMLY SELECTED at NO OBLIGATION TO YOU!
 
Simply return the enclosed form, and you, along with the millions of OTHER
people who we expect to ALSO return the form, MIGHT BE RANDOMLY SELECTED!
 
The RANDOM SELECTION will take place on TV, on May 21st, 1992. Just watch
one of the following shows (Night Court, Family Ties, The Merv Griffin
Show, Have Gun, Will Travel, My Mother The Car, or the Dick van Dyke Show)
for YOUR NAME to appear on the screen! If your name appears, YOU HAVE BEEN
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Send YOUR form in TODAY!
to:
Random Selection Clearinghouse
1742 Presentation Lane,
Dublin, North Carolina. 10824-5782