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| Description: cthulhu (i didn't write this)                                   |
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THE LAIR OF GREAT CTHULHU
 
Pardon me, boy,
is this the lair of Great Cthulhu
In the city of slime
Where it is night all the time.
 
Bob Hope never went
Along the road to Great Cthulhu
And the Triple-A has no maps,
and all the Tcho-Tchos lay traps.
 
You'll see an ancient sunken city where the angles are wrong
You'll see the fourth dimension if you're there very long,
Come to the conventacle
Bring your pentacle
Otherwise you'll be dragged off by a tentacle
 
A mountain's in the middle, with a house on the peak:
A gnashin' and a thrashin' and a clackin' of beak.
Your soul you will be lackin'
When you see that mighty kraken
Oo-oo! Great Cthulhu's starting to speak.
 
So come on aboard,
Along the road to Great Cthulhu.
Wen-di-gos and dholes
Will make Big Macs of our souls.
 
Under the sea,
Down in the ancient city of R'lyeh,
In the lair of Great Cthulhu
they'll suck your soul away!
 
(Great Cthulhu, Great Cthulhu-
Suck your soul!
Great Cthulhu, Great Cthulhu)
In the lair of Great Cthulhu,
They'll suck your soul away!
 
(Here there is an obligato saxophone solo, a-la Tex Beneke)