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| Description: do you douche?                                                  |
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The tape cuts to commercial...
it's a sunny, well-lit kitchen, and a mother, in her middle-forties is
just coming in. Her daughter is sitting on a stool, looking confused.
 
Mother: Hi, Susan.
 
Susan: Mom, I've got a question.
 
Mother: Sure, Susan, what is it?
 
Susan: Mom, I've been having that not-so-fresh feeling again.
 
Mother: Oh, I'm sorry.
 
Susan: I've tried douching, but it just doesn't do the job. What can I
       do?
 
Mother: Well, you can do what I do.
 
Susan: What's that?
 
Mother: Use True Value Hardware's Garden Hose with the special
        lawn-sprayer attachment. (the mother pulls a huge reel
        of bright green garden hose out from a cabinet.)
 
Susan: Will that do the job?
 
Mother: With over 50 psi pressure, even your worst days aren't a problem
        any more.
 
Susan: But it's not as convienent as a douche, is it?
 
Mother: Not convienent? Why, you can get hose lengths up to 200 yards!
        What could be easier to use!?
 
Susan: Gee, thanks, Mom. I'll try it!
 
(cut to picture of a reel of hose)
 
Voiceover: True Value Hardware's Garden Hose. Your best bet in
           feminine sanitation.