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| Description: ben brown's surviving tank story                                |
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| Description: To the tune of "Heart and Soul"                                 |
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Scene: outside the castle of the Illuminatus
 
ronin: I still say we demolish it.
 
Ivory: Listen, let's just take the money and run.
 
ronin: But I wanna burn it down, or maybe blow it up.
 
Ivory: We should just loot it, then get outa here.
 
ronin: I wanna demolish it.
 
Ivory: Loot!
 
ronin: Demolish!
 
Ivory: Loot!
 
ronin: Demolish!
 
Ivory: Loot!
 
ronin: Demolish!
 
(This gradually becomes more of a chant: Loot!Demolish!Loot!Demolish!
which then turns into music, sounding suspiciously like the background
part to "Heart and Soul" (ugh))
 
Loot De-mo-lish
Loot De-mo-lish
Loot De-mo-lish
Loot De-mo-lish
 
(Then as ronin and Sapien take up singing the background together, Ivory
begins on the first verse.)
 
I ask you,
Should we demolish it?
I say loot:
Clean out and polish it.
Mo-ney
That's what it's all a-bout,
dee-doop,
dee-doop,
dee-doop-doop!
 
(Verse 2: ronin)
 
He asks you,
Should we demolish it?
I say yes,
Raze and abolish it.
Rub-ble,
That's how it will turn out,
dee-doop,
dee-doop,
dee-doop-doop!
 
(Verse 3: Sapien)
 
You're both true,
We'll start by looting it.
When we're through,
we'll be uprooting it,
You guys,
I wish you wouldn't shout,
dee-doop,
dee-doop,
dee-doop-doop!
 
(Verse 4: All--don't ask who's singing the background part)
 
Say, he's right
Why are we arguing,
Take the dough,
then start demolishing
this place
Then we'll be bug-ging out!
dee-doop,
dee-doop,
dee-doop-doop!
 
(That's all, folks. I won't subject you to any more songs--this week.)