-- Num ---- Username ---- Category ------------- Posted -- Expires --- Pages --- | 44418 | STU_RSFURR | STORIES | 12/15/92 | 12/22/92 | 7 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Description: the collated old time religion | ================================================================================ If anyone has any further verses to this, please post'em. That Old Time Religion It was good enough for Odin Though that croakin' was forebodin' Till at last the giants rode in Still it's good enough for me! Gimme that old time religion, gimme that old time religion, gimme that old time religion, it's good enough for me! Montezuma liked to start out Rites by carrying a part out That would really tear your heart out And it's good enough for me! Gimme that old time religion, gimme that old time religion, gimme that old time religion, it's good enough for me! It was good enough for Kali Though embracing her is folly, She'd be quite an armful, golly! So it's good enough for me! Gimme that old time religion, gimme that old time religion, gimme that old time religion, it's good enough for me! It was good enough for Dagon A conservative old pagan Who still votes for Ronald Reagan And it's good enough for me! Gimme that old time religion, gimme that old time religion, gimme that old time religion, it's good enough for me! It was good enough for Zeus Though his belt was always loose, Always chasing some poor muse, Still it's good enough for me! Gimme that old time religion, gimme that old time religion, gimme that old time religion, it's good enough for me! It was good enough for Isis She will help us in a crisis And she's never raised her prices So she's good enough for me! Gimme that old time religion, gimme that old time religion, gimme that old time religion, it's good enough for me! Mohammed heard from Allah, "Your women'll heed your callah So you'll really have a ballah," Which is good enough for me! Gimme that old time religion, gimme that old time religion, gimme that old time religion, it's good enough for me! Good enough for Zoroaster's mono-deific master. Even though it didn't last for long, it's good enough for me. Gimme that old time religion, gimme that old time religion gimme that old time religion, it's good enough for me! It was good enough for Buddha Though he looked like Gary Trudeau And didn't want his food-oh, it's good enough for me! Gimme that old time religion, gimme that old time religion gimme that old time religion, it's good enough for me! We will worship Aphrodite, Cause she wears a see-through nightie, She's a mighty righteous sightie, And she's good enough for me. Gimme that old time religion, gimme that old time religion, gimme that old time religion, it's good enough for me! We will worship Zarathustra We will pray just like we used'ta I'm a Zarathustra booster And that's good enough for me Gimme that old time religion, gimme that old time religion, gimme that old time religion, it's good enough for me!