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| 44453 | STU_RSFURR   | STORIES              | 12/15/92 | 12/22/92 |     2    |
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| Description: a classic song..no, really                                      |
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I drink a lot of whiskey I drink a lot of gin
I make love to my woman and I beat her head in
I wear lots of denim and nobody laughs
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I drive fast trucks and I lay fast wenches
my tools of passion are 9/8 inch wenches
me and my friends where fashionable hats
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*refrain*
 
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come on bitch suck my staff
look out boy else you'll feel my wraith
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I like to sing and I like to yell
and all my friends say that I have a manly smell
but soon I'll be taking my annual bath
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*refrain*
 
"yip-ding-allinga-yip-ding-allinga
yeeehaaaa!!!!!"