$ write sys$output ""
$ type sys$input
 Definitions
     
 All questions in this test pertain to events that have happened to you
 subsequent to your weaning and babyhood/infancy.  Anything that may have
 happened before that time is considered not standing and void.
     
 The term mutual masturbation refers to someone masturbating you AND/OR you
 masturbating someone else, not exclusively both at the same time.
     
$ inquire hjhjh "type return to continue..."
$ type sys$input
 We would also like to define having sex in the homosexual case; homosexual sex
 has occurred when both partners are of the same sex and one of the partners has
 an orgasm while there is some contact between the genitals of both partners.
     
 We would now like to bring to your attention that there is no passing nor
 failing score.  Therefore, one really shouldn't worry too much about getting a
 high score...  even if you do get giggled at for the rest of your life.
                        --- ALL TECHNICALITIES COUNT ---
     
 For this test, if you are mostly a:
          - heterosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to
                          by the word "someone" or "partner", is to be someone
                          of the OPPOSITE gender.
          - homosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by the
                          word "someone" or "partner", is to be someone of
                          YOUR OWN gender.
          - 50-50 confirmed bisexual, then your partner in deed, often
                          referred to by the word "someone" or "partner", is to
                          be someone of the OPPOSITE gender.
$ inquire jhjh "type return to continue..."
$ type sys$input
You can now save a game by typing "SAVE" at the question.
You continue where you left off by typing "CONT" at the question.
$ START:
$ where = 1
$ score = 0
$ goto 1
$ total:
$ inquire answer "Y or N "
$ if f$edit(answer,"UPCASE") .eqs. "SAVE" then goto save
$ if answer .eqs. "CONT" then goto retrieve
$ if answer .eqs. "N" .or. answer .eqs. "n" then score = score + 1
$ continuing:
$ where = where + 1
$ goto 'where'
$
$ save:
$ open/write output_file sys$login:purity.rate
$ where = where - 1
$ write output_file score
$ write output_file where
$ close output_file
$ exit
$
$ retrieve:
$ open/read output_file sys$login:purity.rate
$ read output_file score
$ read output_file where
$ close output_file
$ goto continuing
$
$ 1:
$ ty sys$input
    1. kissed a friend or stranger on their hands or their head/neck region
       as a friendly gesture?
$ goto total
$ 2:
$ ty sys$input
    2. held hands with someone?
$ goto total
$ 3:
$ ty sys$input
    3. had a date?
$ goto total
$ 4:
$ ty sys$input
    4. had a date past 1 a.m.?
$ goto total
$ 5:
$ ty sys$input
    5. dated someone on a regular basis?
$ goto total
$ 6:
$ ty sys$input
    6. picked someone up?
$ goto total
$ 7:
$ ty sys$input
    7. been picked up?
$ goto total
$ 8:
$ ty sys$input
    8. gone steady?
$ goto total
$ 9:
$ ty sys$input
    9. slow danced?
$ goto total
$ 10:
$ ty sys$input
   10. had the symptoms of Russian fingers (rushin' fingers)?
$ goto total
$ 11:
$ ty sys$input
   11. had the symptoms of Roman hands (roamin' hands)?
$ goto total
$ 12:
$ ty sys$input
   12. shared a bed, sleeping bag, or sleeping accommodations with someone
       without anything steamy happening?
$ goto total
$ 13:
$ ty sys$input
   13. given a back or neck rub or massage with no ulterior motive?
$ goto total
$ 14:
$ ty sys$input
   14. used tickling as a pick-up, get-to-know-you-better routine
$ goto total
$ 15:
$ ty sys$input
   15. directly asked someone whom you were not going out with and had
       never gone out with if they were a virgin?
$ goto total
$ 16:
$ ty sys$input
   16. used physical strength, physical power, or any physical prowess, or
       prowesslessness as a factor in pick-up, get-to-know-you-better
       routine?
$ goto total
$ 17:
$ ty sys$input
   17. secretly lusted after someone without that person knowing?
$ goto total
$ 18:
$ ty sys$input
   18. dropped subtle hints to someone whom you liked/loved/wanted, hoping
       that they would pick up on it?
$ goto total
$ 19:
$ ty sys$input
   19. written anonymous "love letters" to someone (secret admirer, etc.  That
       is, dropped some not-so-subtle hints).
$ goto total
$ 20:
$ ty sys$input
   20. had an arousing dream?  (Wet dreams and the like.)
$ goto total
$ 21:
$ ty sys$input
   21. been sexually aroused?
$ goto total
$ 22:
$ ty sys$input
   22. uttered/muttered/yelled/screamed (or in other words verbally
       expressed) obscenities?
$ goto total
$ 23:
$ ty sys$input
   23. fantasized about your long-term instructor, mentor, or someone who
       is superior to you?  (One day skydiving teachers, two hour ski
       instructors, and the like do not count.)
$ goto total
$ 24:
$ ty sys$input
   24. fantasized about your lawyer, doctor, nurse, psychiatrist or someone
       with whom you are having a professional relationship?
$ goto total
$ 25:
$ ty sys$input
   25. fantasized about someone you know personally but not closely?
$ goto total
$ 26:
$ ty sys$input
   26. fantasized about anyone and masturbated at the same time?
$ goto total
$ 27:
$ ty sys$input
   27. read or bought pornographic periodicals?
$ goto total
$ 28:
$ ty sys$input
   28. ever had a subscription to pornographic periodicals?
$ goto total
$ 29:
$ ty sys$input
   29. read sexually explicit literature?
$ goto total
$ 30:
$ ty sys$input
   30. gone skinny dipping alone?
$ goto total
$ 31:
$ ty sys$input
   31. made obscene phone calls?
$ goto total
$ 32:
$ ty sys$input
   32. phoned up any recorded phone sex numbers? (e.g.  (212)976-2626,
       (212)976-2727, (212)976-2828, etc. Please note that these are fifty
       cent calls in addition to toll charges and long distance charges.)
$ goto total
$ 33:
$ ty sys$input
   33. phoned up any live phone sex numbers?
$ goto total
$ 34:
$ ty sys$input
   34. stuffed your bra if you are female, or stuffed your pants if you are
      male?
$ goto total
$ 35:
$ ty sys$input
   35. shaved your genital pubic hair?
$ goto total
$ 36:
$ ty sys$input
   36. shaved your genital pubic hair on a fairly regular basis?
$ goto total
$ 37:
$ ty sys$input
   37. colored or bleached your genital pubic hair?
$ goto total
$ 38:
$ ty sys$input
   38. shaved or shaped your genital pubic hair in a particular design?
       (moons, hearts, diamonds, clovers, etc.)
$ goto total
$ 39:
$ ty sys$input
   39. masturbated?
$ goto total
$ 40:
$ ty sys$input
   40. masturbated at least five times in one twenty-four hour period?
$ goto total
$ 41:
$ ty sys$input
   41. masturbated on a fairly regular basis of no less than once a
       fortnight?
$ goto total
$ 42:
$ ty sys$input
   42. masturbated where you could have been discovered?  (In a crowd, in
       public, city parks, gym/dorm/barrack showers, movie theater, etc.)
$ goto total
$ 43:
$ ty sys$input
   43. masturbated out in the wilds or in nature with no nearby
       civilization?
$ goto total
$ 44:
$ ty sys$input
   44. masturbated to orgasm?
$ goto total
$ 45:
$ ty sys$input
   45. masturbated while reading either pornographic or sexually explicit
       materials?
$ goto total
$ 46:
$ ty sys$input
   46. masturbated while driving a *moving* land vehicle? (Car, RV, truck,
       motorcycle, hearse, etc.)
$ goto total
$ 47:
$ ty sys$input
   47. masturbated while on the phone?  (No kinky interpretations of "on the
       phone". This is legit.)
$ goto total
$ 48:
$ ty sys$input
   48. masturbated while in a bathroom of the opposite sex?
$ goto total
$ 49:
$ ty sys$input
   49. masturbated while watching an R or X-rated show?
$ goto total
$ 50:
$ ty sys$input
   50. seen any burlesque show? (Rocky Horror counts)
$ goto total
$ 51:
$ ty sys$input
   51. been to a peep show?
$ goto total
$ 52:
$ ty sys$input
   52. been to a private showing of a pornographic movie?
$ goto total
$ 53:
$ ty sys$input
   53. seen a pornographic movie in a theater?
$ goto total
$ 54:
$ ty sys$input
   54. walked around in your room/apartment/house/habitation in the nude?
       (Must be a serious walk; five minutes of going around trying to find
       your undies after a shower doesn't count.)
$ goto total
$ 55:
$ ty sys$input
   55. walked around in a public or semi-public area with a top (shirt,
       T-shirt, etc) but no bottoms (pants, shorts, etc)? (Dorm hallways,
       lobby areas, etc. are acceptable; however locker rooms, bathrooms
       and such places where this behavior is acceptable do not count.)
$ goto total
$ 56:
$ ty sys$input
   56. bought blatant sexual objects? (This means that if you buy a bottle
       of Coke and you use it as a dildo, it doesn't count.  Think design and
       function.)
$ goto total
$ 57:
$ ty sys$input
   57. owned any erotic art pieces?  (Like that phallic symbol in the cat
       woman scene in "A Clockwork Orange.")
$ goto total
$ 58:
$ ty sys$input
   58. written down your own stories or fantasies for masturbatory purposes?
       (Your own custom-made Penthouse Forum m])
$ goto total
$ 59:
$ ty sys$input
   59. sculpted erotic/obscene artworks in food (bananas, carrots, apples...)?
$ goto total
$ 60:
$ ty sys$input
   60. eaten any erotic food items?  (Chocolate tits, banana dicks, etc.)
$ goto total
$ 61:
$ ty sys$input
   61. sculpted erotic/obscene artworks in soap, wood, or any other
       carvable material that isn't food?
$ goto total
$ 62:
$ ty sys$input
   62. made an X- or R-rated snowman or snowwoman?
$ goto total
$ 63:
$ ty sys$input
   63. tasted your own orgasmic liquids?
$ goto total
$ 64:
$ ty sys$input
   64. inserted your finger into your rectum?
$ goto total
$ 65:
$ ty sys$input
   65. used ben-wa balls or anal beads?  (ben-wa balls: a pair of small, usually
       metal, balls which are placed in the vagina or anus and are supposed to
       feel good as they move around.  Anal beads: a string of beads inserted
       into the anus which is supposed to feel good as it is pulled out.)
$ goto total
$ 66:
$ ty sys$input
   66. performed oral sex on yourself?  (Yes, this is possible for most males,
       and even for some females.)
$ goto total
$ 67:
$ ty sys$input
   67. willingly urinated on the garments that you were wearing at the
       time? (In other words: piss in your pants; wet yourself; had an
       accident.)
$ goto total
$ 68:
$ ty sys$input
   68. willingly urinated on any part of your body?
$ goto total
$ 69:
$ ty sys$input
   69. willingly defecated on the garments that you were wearing at the
       time?  (In other words: shit in your pants; had a serious accident.)
$ goto total
$ 70:
$ ty sys$input
   70. willingly defecated on yourself?
$ goto total
$ 71:
$ ty sys$input
   71. administered a whole Purity Test or are in the process of
       administering a whole Purity Test of any version?  (That's where you
       are the test administrator in a Purity Test Party. See "Instructions
       for Use" for further information.)
$ goto total
$ 72:
$ ty sys$input
   72. taken Purity Tests of any versions more than 5 times?
$ goto total
$ 73:
$ ty sys$input
   73. lied on any previous Purity Tests?
$ goto total
$ 74:
$ ty sys$input
   74. exaggerated about any sexual experiences?
$ goto total
$ 75:
$ ty sys$input
   75. gone to (or escorted someone to) a Planned Parenthood Clinic?  (for an
       exam, to obtain birth control pills, diaphragm, etc.)
$ goto total
$ 76:
$ ty sys$input
   76. broken your word, promise, or vow?
$ goto total
$ 77:
$ ty sys$input
   77. lied to someone at someone else's request?
$ goto total
$ 78:
$ ty sys$input
   78. lied about your sexual preference in order to avoid a date?
$ goto total
$ 79:
$ ty sys$input
   79. written graffitti?
$ goto total
$ 80:
$ ty sys$input
   80. plagiarized?
$ goto total
$ 81:
$ ty sys$input
   81. shoplifted?
$ goto total
$ 82:
$ ty sys$input
   82. stolen?
$ goto total
$ 83:
$ ty sys$input
   83. made out a check that bounced?
$ goto total
$ 84:
$ ty sys$input
   84. used someone else's credit card without their knowledge and/or consent?
$ goto total
$ 85:
$ ty sys$input
   85. committed breaking and entering?
$ goto total
$ 86:
$ ty sys$input
   86. seen a snuff film?
$ goto total
$ 87:
$ ty sys$input
   87. read someone else's diary without their knowledge and/or consent?
$ goto total
$ 88:
$ ty sys$input
   88. searched someone's room without their knowledge and/or consent?
$ goto total
$ 89:
$ ty sys$input
   89. told someone that you loved them when you did not?
$ goto total
$ 90:
$ ty sys$input
   90. told someone that you loved them strictly because you wanted to have
       sex with them?
$ goto total
$ 91:
$ ty sys$input
   91. fantasized about someone else other than your partner while you were
       engaged in sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
$ goto total
$ 92:
$ ty sys$input
   92. intentionally listened in on other people having sex, oral sex, or
       mutual masturbation without their knowing it?
$ goto total
$ 93:
$ ty sys$input
   93. used alcohol to lower someone else's inhibitions for the purpose of
       sex or oral sex?
$ goto total
$ 94:
$ ty sys$input
   94. used drugs to lower someone else's inhibitions for the purpose of sex
       or oral sex?
$ goto total
$ 95:
$ ty sys$input
   95. drugged someone without their knowledge and/or consent?  (hash brownies
       and the like.)
$ goto total
$ 96:
$ ty sys$input
   96. forced or coerced someone into having intimate physical relations
       with you?
$ goto total
$ 97:
$ ty sys$input
   97. had dates with more than one person in the same night while one or
       more of the people involved were NOT aware of your actions?
$ goto total
$ 98:
$ ty sys$input
   98. gone steady with two or more people at the same time while one or
       more of the people involved were NOT aware of what you were doing?
$ goto total
$ 99:
$ ty sys$input
   99. gone steady with two or more people at the same time while all of
       them WERE aware you were doing it?
$ goto total
$ 100:
$ ty sys$input
  100. urinated on someone else intentionally?  (Piss fights!)
$ goto total
$ 101:
$ ty sys$input
  101. urinated in cup, bottle, pitcher or any such receptacle that was not
       originally designed for such purpose?  Urinalysis incidents don't count.
$ goto total
$ 102:
$ ty sys$input
  102. urinated anywhere other than a bathroom, outhouse, tree, bush or any
       commonly accepted piss hole?  (in the kitchen sink, in the glove
       compartment of the family car...)
$ goto total
$ 103:
$ ty sys$input
  103. urinated from higher than the fifth floor, or equivalent height,
       above ground level, out of a building or off a bridge or any such
       permanent structure (e.g. the Grand Canyon)?
$ goto total
$ 104:
$ ty sys$input
  104. defecated anywhere other than a bathroom, outhouse or any commonly
       accepted shit hole?  (Camping/hiking trips in which bathroom/outhouse
       access are nil do not count.)
$ goto total
$ 105:
$ ty sys$input
  105. stored any excretia in a refrigerator, oven, or any food
       storage/preparation appliance?
$ goto total
$ 106:
$ ty sys$input
  106. stored evacuated excretia anywhere else in your room, apartment,
       house, habitation, office, etc?
$ goto total
$ 107:
$ ty sys$input
  107. entered a bathroom of the opposite sex, unaccompanied by someone of the
       opposite sex, while not involved in a search and/or rescue mission?
$ goto total
$ 108:
$ ty sys$input
  108. mooned or flashed someone from the front?
$ goto total
$ 109:
$ ty sys$input
  109. farted (audibly) in mixed company?
$ goto total
$ 110:
$ ty sys$input
  110. streaked, flashed, or otherwise exposed pretty much totally yourself
       in public before an informal, unofficial gathering of people?
$ goto total
$ 111:
$ ty sys$input
  111. streaked, flashed, or otherwise exposed pretty much totally yourself
       in public before a formal (official) gathering of people?  (Such as a
       function, stage performance, charity dinner, etc.)
$ goto total
$ 112:
$ ty sys$input
  112. been arrested?  (Picture taken and all that wonderful, free stuff.)
$ goto total
$ 113:
$ ty sys$input
  113. received money or some favor to have sex, oral sex, or mutual
       masturbation with someone?
$ goto total
$ 114:
$ ty sys$input
  114. given money or some favor to have sex, oral sex, or mutual
       masturbation with someone?
$ goto total
$ 115:
$ ty sys$input
  115. thought you might be, or might have caused someone else to be,
       unintentionally pregnant?
$ goto total
$ 116:
$ ty sys$input
  116. bought a home pregnancy test?
$ goto total
$ 117:
$ ty sys$input
  117. bought condoms?
$ goto total
$ 118:
$ ty sys$input
  118. borrowed/stolen/taken birth control devices from your or someone else's
       parents?  (Condoms, spermicidal foam, diaphragms, chastity belt)
$ goto total
$ 119:
$ ty sys$input
  119. had, or given someone, an unwanted pregnancy?
$ goto total
$ 120:
$ ty sys$input
  120. lied about being pregnant or about having made someone pregnant?
$ goto total
$ 121:
$ ty sys$input
  121. had sex while either you or your partner, but not both, were under the
       legal age of consent of the state in which you were having sex?
$ goto total
$ 122:
$ ty sys$input
  122. thought you had VD?
$ goto total
$ 123:
$ ty sys$input
  123. had VD of any sort (VD, STD's, i.e. the clap, crabs, herpes, etc.)
$ goto total
$ 124:
$ ty sys$input
  124. had an AIDS test due to reasonable suspicion or hyperactive imagination?
$ goto total
$ 125:
$ ty sys$input
  125. given a sympathy fuck?
$ goto total
$ 126:
$ ty sys$input
  126. initiated sex with someone for the sake of sex only?
$ goto total
$ 127:
$ ty sys$input
  127. willingly committed incest?
$ goto total
$ 128:
$ ty sys$input
  128. committed adultery?  (you need not have been the one who was married
       to get this point.)
$ goto total
$ 129:
$ ty sys$input
  129. bought lingerie/undergarments of the opposite sex?
$ goto total
$ 130:
$ ty sys$input
  130. stolen the underwear of someone you knew, for a purpose other than
       that of a practical joke or to just ire the person? (A bunch of guys
       invading the women's dorm on a mission of panty raids does not
       count.)
$ goto total
$ 131:
$ ty sys$input
  131. intentionally taken someone's underwear and didn't know who it
       belonged to?
$ goto total
$ 132:
$ ty sys$input
 _______________________________________________________________________________
 Section 4:  Drugs.  43 Questions.
     
 Have you ever done any of the following:
  132. had an alcoholic drink?
$ goto total
$ 133:
$ ty sys$input
  133. been intoxicated?
$ goto total
$ 134:
$ ty sys$input
  134. thrown up from having drunk too much alcohol?
$ goto total
$ 135:
$ ty sys$input
  135. passed out due to having drunk too much alcohol?
$ goto total
$ 136:
$ ty sys$input
  136. forgotten events that occurred while you were drunk?
$ goto total
$ 137:
$ ty sys$input
  137. smoked tobacco?  (cigarette, pipe, cigar, hookah)
$ goto total
$ 138:
$ ty sys$input
  138. chewed tobacco?  (snuff)
$ goto total
$ 139:
$ ty sys$input
  139. bought controlled/illicit drugs, or any compound scheduled by the
       DEA, in violation of the law?
$ goto total
$ 140:
$ ty sys$input
  140. sold or re-sold controlled/illicit substances, or any compound
       scheduled by the DEA, in violation of the law?
$ goto total
$ 141:
$ ty sys$input
  141. taken stimulants?
$ goto total
$ 142:
$ ty sys$input
  142. taken depressants excluding alcohol?
$ goto total
$ 143:
$ ty sys$input
  143. inhaled nitrous oxide while not visiting a dentist?
$ goto total
$ 144:
$ ty sys$input
  144. inhaled anything containing butyl nitrate?
$ goto total
$ 145:
$ ty sys$input
  145. used a commercial aphrodisiac?  (Spanish Fly, Magic Love Drops, powdered
       rhino horn, etc.)
$ goto total
$ 146:
$ ty sys$input
  146. taken valium?
$ goto total
$ 147:
$ ty sys$input
  147. smoked marijuana/sensemilia?
$ goto total
$ 148:
$ ty sys$input
  148. smoked marijuana/sensemilia more than four times?
$ goto total
$ 149:
$ ty sys$input
  149. eaten marijuana/sensemilia?
$ goto total
$ 150:
$ ty sys$input
  150. eaten marijuana or sensemilia more than four times?
$ goto total
$ 151:
$ ty sys$input
  151. taken opiate in any form?
$ goto total
$ 152:
$ ty sys$input
  152. taken opiate in any form more than twice?
$ goto total
$ 153:
$ ty sys$input
  153. used cocaine?
$ goto total
$ 154:
$ ty sys$input
  154. used cocaine more than four times?
$ goto total
$ 155:
$ ty sys$input
  155. injected any drugs into your body for any other purpose other than
       medical?
$ goto total
$ 156:
$ ty sys$input
  156. injected any one drug into your body for any purpose other than
       medical more than twice?
$ goto total
$ 157:
$ ty sys$input
  157. taken Ecstasy/X?
$ goto total
$ 158:
$ ty sys$input
  158. taken PCP?
$ goto total
$ 159:
$ ty sys$input
  159. taken PCP more than twice?
$ goto total
$ 160:
$ ty sys$input
  160. taken d-lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD-25), peyote, or psilocybin?
$ goto total
$ 161:
$ ty sys$input
  161. taken LSD, peyote, or psilocybin more than twice?
$ goto total
$ 162:
$ ty sys$input
  162. taken LSD more than six times?
$ goto total
$ 163:
$ ty sys$input
  163. deliberately injured yourself so as to obtain medication?
$ goto total
$ 164:
$ ty sys$input
  164. played any games in which there was a mystery as to who would be
       getting drugs and who wouldn't, yet everybody plays in it? (e.g.
       "Who's got the pill", where half the cups (of soda) have LSD in them and
       the other half don't, and everybody picks a cup and drinks it and wonders
       who gets lucky.)
$ goto total
$ 165:
$ ty sys$input
  165. gone to class or work while under the influence of drugs?  (alcohol
       counts)
$ goto total
$ 166:
$ ty sys$input
  166. mixed drugs? (alcohol counts.  Mixed meaning being under the influence of
       two or more drugs at once.)
$ goto total
$ 167:
$ ty sys$input
  167. sold possessions in order to obtain drugs?
$ goto total
$ 168:
$ ty sys$input
  168. had sex while under the influence of nitrous?
$ goto total
$ 169:
$ ty sys$input
  169. had an orgasm while under the influence of nitrous? (difficult because of
       timing)
$ goto total
$ 170:
$ ty sys$input
  170. had sex while under the influence of cocaine?
$ goto total
$ 171:
$ ty sys$input
  171. had sex while under the influence of marijuana/sensemilia?
$ goto total
$ 172:
$ ty sys$input
  172. had sex while under the influence of Ecstasy/X?
$ goto total
$ 173:
$ ty sys$input
  173. had sex while under the influence of LSD, peyote, or psilocybin?
$ goto total
$ 174:
$ ty sys$input
  174. had sex while under the influence of drugs with a partner who did not
       realize you were on them?
$ goto total
$ 175:
$ ty sys$input
 _______________________________________________________________________________
 Section 5:  Non Platonic Relations.  63 Questions.
     
 For this section, it you are mostly a:
          - heterosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by
                          the word "someone" or "partner", is someone of the
                          OPPOSITE gender.
          - homosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by the
                          word "someone" or "partner", is to be someone of
                          your OWN gender.
          - 50-50 confirmed bisexual, then your partner in deed, often referred
                          to by the word "someone" or "partner", is to be
                          someone of the OPPOSITE gender.
     
 Have you done any of the following:
  175. propositioned someone for necking or petting?
       (petting is defined as any caressing, patting, stroking or fondling.)
$ goto total
$ 176:
$ ty sys$input
  176. propositioned someone for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
$ goto total
$ 177:
$ ty sys$input
  177. pinched or patted someone else's buttocks?
$ goto total
$ 178:
$ ty sys$input
  178. french kissed?
$ goto total
$ 179:
$ ty sys$input
  179. been kissed below the neck but not including arms or hands?
$ goto total
$ 180:
$ ty sys$input
  180. kissed someone else below the neck but not including arms or hands?
$ goto total
$ 181:
$ ty sys$input
  181. necked?
$ goto total
$ 182:
$ ty sys$input
  182. petted above the waist?
$ goto total
$ 183:
$ ty sys$input
  183. petted below the waist?
$ goto total
$ 184:
$ ty sys$input
  184. kissed on the first date?
$ goto total
$ 185:
$ ty sys$input
  185. necked on the first date?
$ goto total
$ 186:
$ ty sys$input
  186. petted above the waist on the first date?
$ goto total
$ 187:
$ ty sys$input
  187. petted below the waist on the first date?
$ goto total
$ 188:
$ ty sys$input
  188. given a hickey?
$ goto total
$ 189:
$ ty sys$input
  189. received a hickey?
$ goto total
$ 190:
$ ty sys$input
  190. worn specific clothes for the purpose of hiding hickeys?  (i.e.,
       turtlenecks)
$ goto total
$ 191:
$ ty sys$input
  191. fondled or stroked someone else's clothed legs?
$ goto total
$ 192:
$ ty sys$input
  192. fondled or stroked someone else's bare legs?
$ goto total
$ 193:
$ ty sys$input
  193. fondled or stroked someone else's frontal chest/torso region?
$ goto total
$ 194:
$ ty sys$input
  194. had your frontal chest/torso region fondled or stroked?
$ goto total
$ 195:
$ ty sys$input
  195. been involved with pelvic thrusting while fully clothed?
$ goto total
$ 196:
$ ty sys$input
  196. had your fingers licked or sucked?
$ goto total
$ 197:
$ ty sys$input
  197. had your ear or ear region licked, breathed upon, sucked, or
       nibbled?
$ goto total
$ 198:
$ ty sys$input
  198. licked, breathed onto, sucked, or nibbled an ear or ear region?
$ goto total
$ 199:
$ ty sys$input
  199. licked or sucked someone else's finger(s)?
$ goto total
$ 200:
$ ty sys$input
  200. fondled someone who was asleep?
$ goto total
$ 201:
$ ty sys$input
  201. given a back massage with ulterior motives?
$ goto total
$ 202:
$ ty sys$input
  202. given a back massage that led to something steamier?
$ goto total
$ 203:
$ ty sys$input
  203. seen someone else completely nude when that person was under good
       lighting conditions?
$ goto total
$ 204:
$ ty sys$input
  204. been seen completely nude by someone else under good lighting
       conditions?
$ goto total
$ 205:
$ ty sys$input
  205. been in someone's company while both of you were completely nude?
$ goto total
$ 206:
$ ty sys$input
  206. bathed or showered with someone?
$ goto total
$ 207:
$ ty sys$input
  207. let someone else wash you while you were perfectly capable of doing
       it yourself.  (This means that if you were in the hospital with two
       broken arms and the nurse washed you, it doesn't count, no matter how
       cute s/he was.)
$ goto total
$ 208:
$ ty sys$input
  208. gone skinny dipping in mixed company?
$ goto total
$ 209:
$ ty sys$input
  209. been involved with the stroking or fondling of a woman's clothed
       breast (as either possessor or fondler of the breast)?
$ goto total
$ 210:
$ ty sys$input
  210. been involved with the stroking or fondling of a woman's bare
       breast (as either possessor or fondler of the breast)?
$ goto total
$ 211:
$ ty sys$input
  211. licked, sucked, or nibbled on someone else's nipple?
$ goto total
$ 212:
$ ty sys$input
  212. had your nipple licked, sucked, or nibbled upon?
$ goto total
$ 213:
$ ty sys$input
  213. petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled someone else's
       covered genitals?
$ goto total
$ 214:
$ ty sys$input
  214. had your covered genitals petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise
       handled?
$ goto total
$ 215:
$ ty sys$input
  215. petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled someone else's bare
       genitals?
$ goto total
$ 216:
$ ty sys$input
  216. had your bare genitals petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise
       handled?
$ goto total
$ 217:
$ ty sys$input
  217. had an orgasm while petting?
$ goto total
$ 218:
$ ty sys$input
  218. given your partner an orgasm while petting?
$ goto total
$ 219:
$ ty sys$input
  219. given finger scratch marks?
$ goto total
$ 220:
$ ty sys$input
  220. received finger scratch marks?
$ goto total
$ 221:
$ ty sys$input
  221. drawn blood by scratching during sex?
$ goto total
$ 222:
$ ty sys$input
  222. drawn blood by biting during sex?  (hickeys do not count as having drawn
       blood)
$ goto total
$ 223:
$ ty sys$input
  223. given or received *scars* from scratches or bites made during sex?
$ goto total
$ 224:
$ ty sys$input
  224. performed oral sex?
$ goto total
$ 225:
$ ty sys$input
  225. received oral sex?
$ goto total
$ 226:
$ ty sys$input
  226. swallowed semen, or licked female liquids off of fingers?
$ goto total
$ 227:
$ ty sys$input
  227. done sixty-nine ?
$ goto total
$ 228:
$ ty sys$input
  228. performed mutual masturbation?
$ goto total
$ 229:
$ ty sys$input
  229. had sex?  (No need for orgasm; penetration counts.)
$ goto total
$ 230:
$ ty sys$input
  230. had sex on the first date?
$ goto total
$ 231:
$ ty sys$input
  231. had sex without the use of birth control devices?  (Use of the rhythm,
       prayer, and hope methods counts as "without the use of birth control
       devices".)
$ goto total
$ 232:
$ ty sys$input
  232. had sex with a virgin?  (Not yourself.)
$ goto total
$ 233:
$ ty sys$input
  233. had sex with someone whose name you did not know?  (and *still* don't
       know)
$ goto total
$ 234:
$ ty sys$input
  234. had sex with someone whose face you never saw?
$ goto total
$ 235:
$ ty sys$input
  235. had sex with someone where there was an age difference of more than 20
       years?
$ goto total
$ 236:
$ ty sys$input
  236. had sex with someone not of your own race?
$ goto total
$ 237:
$ ty sys$input
  237. had sex with a religious officiary?  (Priest, nun, mother-superior,
       cardinal, pope, deity, etc.)
$ goto total
$ 238:
$ ty sys$input
 _______________________________________________________________________________
 Section 6:  Non Primary Choice Relations.  39 questions.
     
       This section of the test deals with whether you have done things with
       people whom you may not be altogether comfortable, therefore in this
       section of the test, if you are mostly a:
          - heterosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by the
                          word "someone" or "partner", is to be someone of your
                          OWN gender.
          - homosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by the
                          word "someone" or "partner", is someone of the
                          OPPOSITE gender.
          - 50-50 confirmed bisexual, then your partner in deed, often
                          referred to by the word "someone" or "partner", is to
                          be someone of your OWN gender.
     
 Have you ever done any of the following:
  238. held hands or otherwise displayed public affection?
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$ 239:
$ ty sys$input
  239. kissed someone on the lips?
$ goto total
$ 240:
$ ty sys$input
  240. french kissed someone?
$ goto total
$ 241:
$ ty sys$input
  241. necked?
$ goto total
$ 242:
$ ty sys$input
  242. petted?
$ goto total
$ 243:
$ ty sys$input
  243. received manual sex?
$ goto total
$ 244:
$ ty sys$input
  244. given manual sex?
$ goto total
$ 245:
$ ty sys$input
  245. received oral sex?
$ goto total
$ 246:
$ ty sys$input
  246. given oral sex?
$ goto total
$ 247:
$ ty sys$input
  247. had sex?
$ goto total
$ 248:
$ ty sys$input
  248. had sex with a virgin?  (not yourself.)
$ goto total
$ 249:
$ ty sys$input
  249. had sex with someone when there was an age difference of more than 20
       years?
$ goto total
$ 250:
$ ty sys$input
  250. had anal sex?  (The use of fingers or any phallic objects in this
       case would also count.)
$ goto total
$ 251:
$ ty sys$input
  251. been involved in fist-fucking?
$ goto total
$ 252:
$ ty sys$input
  252. done 69?  (simultaneous oral sex.)
$ goto total
$ 253:
$ ty sys$input
  253. propositioned someone for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
$ goto total
$ 254:
$ ty sys$input
  254. yielded willingly to a proposition from someone for sex, oral sex,
       or mutual masturbation?
$ goto total
$ 255:
$ ty sys$input
  255. had sex with someone whose name you didn't know?  (and still don't
       know.)
$ goto total
$ 256:
$ ty sys$input
  256. had sex with someone whose face you never saw?
$ goto total
$ 257:
$ ty sys$input
  257. been a participant in a who's-physically-better-equipped
       verification contest?  (Contestants must be of same gender;
       spectators, judges, umpires, and verifiers may be of different
       gender.)
$ goto total
$ 258:
$ ty sys$input
  258. been a judge in a contest such as above?
$ goto total
$ 259:
$ ty sys$input
  259. gave money or favors for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
$ goto total
$ 260:
$ ty sys$input
  260. received money or favors for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
$ goto total
$ 261:
$ ty sys$input
  261. fondled someone who was asleep?
$ goto total
$ 262:
$ ty sys$input
  262. attempted to seduce someone?
$ goto total
$ 263:
$ ty sys$input
  263. allowed yourself to be seduced?
$ goto total
$ 264:
$ ty sys$input
  264. had an orgasm while petting?
$ goto total
$ 265:
$ ty sys$input
  265. gave your partner an orgasm while petting?
$ goto total
$ 266:
$ ty sys$input
  266. had an orgasm at all?
$ goto total
$ 267:
$ ty sys$input
  267. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation with more than 10 people?
$ goto total
$ 268:
$ ty sys$input
  268. stroked or fondled the clothed legs of someone?
$ goto total
$ 269:
$ ty sys$input
  269. stroked or fondled the bare legs of someone?
$ goto total
$ 270:
$ ty sys$input
  270. stroked or fondled the clothed chest/torso region of someone?
$ goto total
$ 271:
$ ty sys$input
  271. stroked or fondled the bare chest/torso region of someone?
$ goto total
$ 272:
$ ty sys$input
  272. stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled the clothed genitals of
       someone else?
$ goto total
$ 273:
$ ty sys$input
  273. stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled the bare genitals of someone
       else?
$ goto total
$ 274:
$ ty sys$input
  274. had sex, oral sex, mutual masturbation with someone not of your own race?
$ goto total
$ 275:
$ ty sys$input
  275. been in a menage-a-trois of people of the same sex?
$ goto total
$ 276:
$ ty sys$input
  276. been involved in group sex, with all participants of the same sex?  (4
       or more people, partners must be exchanged.)
$ goto total
$ 277:
$ ty sys$input
 _______________________________________________________________________________
 Section 7:  Alternate Choices.  26 questions.
     
       For any of the questions in this section, a yes answer is in order if it
       is something that you do as an alternative to other sexual gratifications
       or as an aid and/or in conjunction with other means of sexual
       gratification.  In other words, have you done it in a serious basis?
       Trying it a few times to see what it's like does not count.
     
 Have you ever done any of the following:
  277. been decidedly heterosexual?
$ goto total
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$ ty sys$input
  278. been decidedly homosexual?
$ goto total
$ 279:
$ ty sys$input
  279. been decidedly bisexual?
$ goto total
$ 280:
$ ty sys$input
  280. practiced bestiality (avec les animaux)?
$ goto total
$ 281:
$ ty sys$input
  281. practiced transvesticism?
$ goto total
$ 282:
$ ty sys$input
  282. practiced sadism ?
$ goto total
$ 283:
$ ty sys$input
  283. practiced masochism ?
$ goto total
$ 284:
$ ty sys$input
  284. practiced bondage?
$ goto total
$ 285:
$ ty sys$input
  285. practiced domination?
$ goto total
$ 286:
$ ty sys$input
  286. practiced submission?
$ goto total
$ 287:
$ ty sys$input
  287. practiced sodomy (anal intercourse)?
$ goto total
$ 288:
$ ty sys$input
  288. practiced cocrophilia (a marked interest in excrement; esp. the use of
       feces or filth for sexual excitement)?
$ goto total
$ 289:
$ ty sys$input
  289. practiced frotteurism (masturbation by rubbing against another's person
       or the need to rub against another stranger)?
$ goto total
$ 290:
$ ty sys$input
  290. practiced infantilism (a dependency on the sight or feeling of diapers
       or of being diapered; a dependency on being dressed and treated as a
       baby)?
$ goto total
$ 291:
$ ty sys$input
  291. practiced klismaphilia (a dependency on being given an enema)?
$ goto total
$ 292:
$ ty sys$input
  292. practiced necrophilia (copulation with a corpse)?
$ goto total
$ 293:
$ ty sys$input
  293. practiced mysophilia (a dependency on something soiled or filthy, such as
       sweaty underwear or used menstrual pads)?
$ goto total
$ 294:
$ ty sys$input
  294. practiced scoptophilia (a dependency on looking at sexual organs and
       watching sexual activity openly, not surreptitiously, as in voyeurism)?
$ goto total
$ 295:
$ ty sys$input
  295. practiced urophilia (being dependently responsive to the smell or taste
       of urine or the sight and sound of someone urinating)?
$ goto total
$ 296:
$ ty sys$input
  296. practiced role-playing (nurse-patient, teacher-student, border guard-
       well endowed co-ed, etc.)?
$ goto total
$ 297:
$ ty sys$input
  297. owned an underwear collection of underwear not belonging to you?
$ goto total
$ 298:
$ ty sys$input
  298. been a foot fetishist to any degree?
$ goto total
$ 299:
$ ty sys$input
  299. been a leather fetishist to any degree?
$ goto total
$ 300:
$ ty sys$input
  300. been a rubber/latex fetishist to any degree?
$ goto total
$ 301:
$ ty sys$input
  301. been a voyeur?
$ goto total
$ 302:
$ ty sys$input
  302. been an exhibitionist?
$ goto total
$ 303:
$ ty sys$input
 _______________________________________________________________________________
 Section 8:  Group Sexual Relations.  27 questions.
     
       This section relates to what you have or have not done.  Accordingly, the
       group of people of which we are speaking are of both genders.  In
       questions where groups of people are concerned, there must be at least
       one person in the group who is of the opposite gender.
     
 Have you ever done any of the following:
  303. listened to dirty jokes in mixed company?
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$ ty sys$input
  304. told dirty jokes in mixed company?
$ goto total
$ 305:
$ ty sys$input
  305. discussed masturbation?  (Bringing up the topic of masturbation
       during Purity Testing does not cut it as discussing masturbation.)
$ goto total
$ 306:
$ ty sys$input
  306. watched a porn movie in mixed company?
$ goto total
$ 307:
$ ty sys$input
  307. watched a porn movie with your own or someone else's parents?
$ goto total
$ 308:
$ ty sys$input
  308. played a game which may require you or others to disrobe?
$ goto total
$ 309:
$ ty sys$input
  309. played a game which may require you or others to perform an
       action on another participant?
$ goto total
$ 310:
$ ty sys$input
  310. been in intimate contact with more than one person at the same time
       while all of you were nude?
$ goto total
$ 311:
$ ty sys$input
  311. had oral sex with more than 10 people?  (not necessarily at one time)
$ goto total
$ 312:
$ ty sys$input
  312. had sex with more than 10 people?  (not necessarily at one time)
$ goto total
$ 313:
$ ty sys$input
  313. had sex with more than 1 person in a 24 hour period?
$ goto total
$ 314:
$ ty sys$input
  314. had sex with both genders in a 24 hour period?
$ goto total
$ 315:
$ ty sys$input
  315. been in a menage-a-trois with at least one member of the opposite sex?
$ goto total
$ 316:
$ ty sys$input
  316. walked in on others having sex (committed an "oops") and then joined in?
$ goto total
$ 317:
$ ty sys$input
  317. had sex or oral sex with a person and his/her parent?  (not necessarily
       at the same time.)
$ goto total
$ 318:
$ ty sys$input
  318. had sex, oral sex, mutual masturbation, necking, or petting with a
       person and his/her sibling?  (not necessarily at the same time.)
$ goto total
$ 319:
$ ty sys$input
  319. been involved in a two (or more) in one?  (oral & anal or vaginal & anal
       counts.  But no fingers - we're talking the real thing here.)
$ goto total
$ 320:
$ ty sys$input
  320. been involved in a gang bang?  (Step right up; come and get it while
       it's hot.)
$ goto total
$ 321:
$ ty sys$input
  321. been in a circle of fuck?
$ goto total
$ 322:
$ ty sys$input
  322. been in a 69 circle?
$ goto total
$ 323:
$ ty sys$input
  323. been to a (cooking, baby, Wesson) oil party?
$ goto total
$ 324:
$ ty sys$input
  324. played naked Twister m] (with or without oil)?
$ goto total
$ 325:
$ ty sys$input
  325. participated in a heterosexual orgy or been involved in group sex?
       (Four people or more; partners must be exchanged.)
$ goto total
$ 326:
$ ty sys$input
  326. participated in a bisexual orgy or group sex? (Four people or more;
       partners must be exchanged.)
$ goto total
$ 327:
$ ty sys$input
  327. propositioned a person or group of people for group sex?
$ goto total
$ 328:
$ ty sys$input
  328. been propositioned for group sex?
$ goto total
$ 329:
$ ty sys$input
  329. participated in a fuck-a-thon?  (Where the object is to see how
       many times you can do it in a certain amount of time.)
$ goto total
$ 330:
$ ty sys$input
 _______________________________________________________________________________
 Section 9:  Non sentient objects.  62 questions.
     
       This section measures your kinkiness.  Therefore, the questions apply to
       actions and events which occurred while you were alone, as well as those
       which occurred while you were with someone else.
     
 Have you ever done any of the following:
  330. used a bowling pin, Coke bottle, or something along those general
       shapes for masturbatory or sexual purposes?
$ goto total
$ 331:
$ ty sys$input
  331. masturbated using the aid of food?
$ goto total
$ 332:
$ ty sys$input
  332. eaten the food used in masturbation after masturbation?
$ goto total
$ 333:
$ ty sys$input
  333. eaten a lab dissection?
$ goto total
$ 334:
$ ty sys$input
  334. inserted food into your or someone else's anus?
$ goto total
$ 335:
$ ty sys$input
  335. eaten food after it was extracted/evacuated from your or someone else's
       anus?
$ goto total
$ 336:
$ ty sys$input
  336. received an enema for a purpose other than medical?
$ goto total
$ 337:
$ ty sys$input
  337. received an enema consisting on a non-normal enema solution (wine, beer,
       urine, windex)?
$ goto total
$ 338:
$ ty sys$input
  338. actually measured your own or someone else's penis?  (i.e., actually
       grabbed a ruler, yardstick, tape measure, etc.)
$ goto total
$ 339:
$ ty sys$input
  339. used a mechanical hand-holdable device in aiding or replacing
       masturbation?  (Vibrator, massager, Dustbuster(tm), vacuum cleaner, etc.)
$ goto total
$ 340:
$ ty sys$input
  340. used a feather or any other tickling device for the purpose of
       tickling?
$ goto total
$ 341:
$ ty sys$input
  341. used tickling as a form of *arousal*?
$ goto total
$ 342:
$ ty sys$input
  342. used ice for sexual purposes?
$ goto total
$ 343:
$ ty sys$input
  343. used ice for something frozen as a dildo?  (ice cubes don't count here -
       icicles, popsicles, and the like.  Penetration.)
$ goto total
$ 344:
$ ty sys$input
  344. used a strap-on dildo or male extension sheath?
$ goto total
$ 345:
$ ty sys$input
  345. used whipped cream for sexual purposes?
$ goto total
$ 346:
$ ty sys$input
  346. used hot/melted wax for sexual purposes?
$ goto total
$ 347:
$ ty sys$input
  347. had sex in front of or under a mirror?
$ goto total
$ 348:
$ ty sys$input
  348. put food, gravy, syrup, salad dressing, candy, peanut butter, honey
       or anything else edible on your partner's body, and then eaten it?
$ goto total
$ 349:
$ ty sys$input
  349. used household syrup, sandwich spreading, oil, salad dressing,
       or any like substance for sexual purposes?
$ goto total
$ 350:
$ ty sys$input
  350. used ropes, chains, cuffs or any other such device for bondage
       purposes?
$ goto total
$ 351:
$ ty sys$input
  351. used a whip, chain, cat-o-nine-tails, or something similar for pain?
$ goto total
$ 352:
$ ty sys$input
  352. worn edible underwear/lingerie?
$ goto total
$ 353:
$ ty sys$input
  353. eaten edible underwear/lingerie off of someone?
$ goto total
$ 354:
$ ty sys$input
  354. worn a leather/grore suit?
$ goto total
$ 355:
$ ty sys$input
  355. worn diapers for a sexual or masturbatory purpose?
$ goto total
$ 356:
$ ty sys$input
  356. been diapered by someone else for a sexual or masturbatory purpose?
$ goto total
$ 357:
$ ty sys$input
  357. used a ball gag or other manufactured gag?
$ goto total
$ 358:
$ ty sys$input
  358. worn a collar and/or leash?
$ goto total
$ 359:
$ ty sys$input
  359. been completely tied down (spreadeagled, hogtied, etc.)?
$ goto total
$ 360:
$ ty sys$input
  360. tied someone down completely?
$ goto total
$ 361:
$ ty sys$input
  361. had sex while you or your partner was tied up?
$ goto total
$ 362:
$ ty sys$input
  362. used nipple clips (clothespins count)?
$ goto total
$ 363:
$ ty sys$input
  363. pierced a part of your body other than your ears or nose (nipples,
       labia, head of penis)?
$ goto total
$ 364:
$ ty sys$input
  364. found a prepubescent child sexually attractive/arousing?
$ goto total
$ 365:
$ ty sys$input
  365. had sexual contact of any kind with a prepubescent child?
$ goto total
$ 366:
$ ty sys$input
  366. used an inflatable doll?
$ goto total
$ 367:
$ ty sys$input
  367. humped an inanimate object like a pillow, (dinner) liver, hole in
       the wall, sausage, banana, etc?
$ goto total
$ 368:
$ ty sys$input
  368. had sex or oral sex with a dead person?
$ goto total
$ 369:
$ ty sys$input
  369. inserted a small animal or creature into your rectum?  (Either alive
       or dead.)
$ goto total
$ 370:
$ ty sys$input
  370. had sex or oral sex with your (dead) dinner animal?
$ goto total
$ 371:
$ ty sys$input
  371. watched animals having sex?
$ goto total
$ 372:
$ ty sys$input
  372. been aroused by the sight of animals having sex?
$ goto total
$ 373:
$ ty sys$input
  373. attempted to have sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a
       live animal, but failed?
$ goto total
$ 374:
$ ty sys$input
  374. had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a smallish animal?
       (Dog, cat, rabbit, lab rat, gerbil, etc.)
$ goto total
$ 375:
$ ty sys$input
  375. had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a domesticated farm
       animal?  (Cow, pig, chicken, sheep, etc.)
$ goto total
$ 376:
$ ty sys$input
  376. mutilated or killed any living animal or creature for your pleasures?
$ goto total
$ 377:
$ ty sys$input
 he following three questions differ from those above in that ones above
 measure your variation in animal choice, and the questions down here measure
 what you did with the animals.]
  377. had sex with a live animal?  (Any size.)
$ goto total
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$ ty sys$input
  378. received oral sex from a live animal?  (Any size.)
$ goto total
$ 379:
$ ty sys$input
  379. gave oral sex to a live animal?  (Any size.)
$ goto total
$ 380:
$ ty sys$input
  380. had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a single type
       animal more than once?  (Alive or dead.)
$ goto total
$ 381:
$ ty sys$input
  381. had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with an animal in the
       presence of 1 or more other people?
$ goto total
$ 382:
$ ty sys$input
  382. cross dressed in the *undergarments* of the opposite sex for a sexual
       purpose?  (This means that school plays, initiations, and the like
       don't count.)
$ goto total
$ 383:
$ ty sys$input
  383. cross dressed in the *undergarments* of the opposite sex for a sexual
       purpose in the presence of 1 or more other people?  (Plays and the like
       still don't count - this is for a sexual purpose).
$ goto total
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$ ty sys$input
  384. stuffed your pants or bra while you were cross-dressed for your
       sexual purpose?
$ goto total
$ 385:
$ ty sys$input
  385. had your head inserted into a urinal or toilet bowl willingly?
       (Doing this in a pristine, show-room model does not count.)
$ goto total
$ 386:
$ ty sys$input
  386. worn groinal underwear on your head?  (Panties, jock-strap, etc.)
$ goto total
$ 387:
$ ty sys$input
  387. eaten, sucked, licked, nibbled, or otherwise inserted a used, unwashed
       piece of groinal underwear into your mouth while said underwear
       was not being worn at the time?
$ goto total
$ 388:
$ ty sys$input
  388. deliberately sniffed or smelled a used, unwashed piece of groinal
       underwear while it was not being worn at the time?
$ goto total
$ 389:
$ ty sys$input
  389. been gagged with someone's underwear?  (not your own)
$ goto total
$ 390:
$ ty sys$input
  390. played in or with shit?
$ goto total
$ 391:
$ ty sys$input
  391. worn or used a condom or any feminine hygiene contraption that has
       already been used by someone else?
$ goto total
$ 392:
$ ty sys$input
 _______________________________________________________________________________
 Section 10:  Locality.  33 questions.
     
 This  section  tries  to  figure  out how many places you have done it. It
 applies only to those situations in which you were with someone else.
     
 Have you ever done any of the following:
  392. necked or petted in a place of religion? (Church, temple, altar,
       Grand Holy Cabbage Head Patch, etc.)
$ goto total
$ 393:
$ ty sys$input
  393. had sex or been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a place
       of religion?
$ goto total
$ 394:
$ ty sys$input
  394. necked or petted in a place of the dead? (Morgue, mortuary, cemetery,
       etc.)
$ goto total
$ 395:
$ ty sys$input
  395. had sex or been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a place
       of the dead?
$ goto total
$ 396:
$ ty sys$input
  396. necked or petted in a contraption of the dead? (Coffin, hearse, body
       bag, etc.)
$ goto total
$ 397:
$ ty sys$input
  397. had sex or been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a
       contraption of the dead?
$ goto total
$ 398:
$ ty sys$input
  398. had sex in/on a construction site (house, office, launch platform, etc.)?
$ goto total
$ 399:
$ ty sys$input
  399. necked or petted in a moderately sized, land/road-based vehicle of LESS
       THAN 30,000 pounds net unladen gross weight?  (car, station
       wagon, van, minivan, minibus, fuckmobile, etc.)
$ goto total
$ 400:
$ ty sys$input
  400. had sex or been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a
       moderately sized, land/road-based vehicle of LESS THAN 30,000 pounds
       net unladen gross weight?
$ goto total
$ 401:
$ ty sys$input
  401. necked or petted in a land/road-based vehicle of MORE THAN 30,000
       pounds net unladen gross weight?  (truck, tank, armored car, steam-
       roller, crane, bulldozer, garbage truck, etc.)
$ goto total
$ 402:
$ ty sys$input
  402. had sex or been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a
       land/road-based vehicle of MORE THAN 30,000 pounds net unladen gross
       weight?
$ goto total
$ 403:
$ ty sys$input
  403. had sex or been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a land-
       based, non road dependant vehicle? (Train, subway, roller-coaster,
       monorail, Disneyland ride, etc.)
$ goto total
$ 404:
$ ty sys$input
  404. necked, petted, masturbated, been masturbated, or had sex or oral sex
       in a water based, manual powered vehicular transport medium? (Rowboat,
       surfboard, floating bathtub, etc.)  (For this question it only counts if
       the thing was in the water at the time.)
$ goto total
$ 405:
$ ty sys$input
  405. necked, petted, masturbated, been masturbated, or had sex or oral sex
       in a water based, wind or propeller driven transport medium LESS THAN 80
       feet in length?  (Yacht, PT boat, windsurfer, Sunfish, etc.)
$ goto total
$ 406:
$ ty sys$input
  406. necked, petted, masturbated, been masturbated, or had sex or oral sex
       in a water based, wind or propeller driven transport medium MORE THAN 80
       feet in length?  (Cruise ship, battleship, aircraft carrier, nuclear
       submarine, etc.)
$ goto total
$ 407:
$ ty sys$input
  407. necked, petted, masturbated, been masturbated, or had sex or oral sex
       in an aircraft?  (Airplane, helicopter, hovercraft, balloon, zeppelin,
       space shuttle, flying carpet, flying saucer, etc.)
$ goto total
$ 408:
$ ty sys$input
  408. had sex in a household room other than a bedroom?
$ goto total
$ 409:
$ ty sys$input
  409. had sex on the floor (but not the roof)?
$ goto total
$ 410:
$ ty sys$input
  410. had sex on any furniture that is indoors but is not a bed, table,
       desk, counter-top, a nor anything that is predominantly used for
       sitting or as a table/desk?  (Television, washer/dryer, microwave, etc.)_
$ goto total
$ 411:
$ ty sys$input
  411. had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual
       masturbation in a telephone booth, voting booth, automatic
       photograph taker, or any such small, non-moving enclosure that was
       not designed for such activities?
$ goto total
$ 412:
$ ty sys$input
  412. had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual
       masturbation in an elevator, people-mover, escalator, dumbwaiter, or any
       building-internal people moving device?
$ goto total
$ 413:
$ ty sys$input
  413. had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual
       masturbation up a tree but not in a tree house or similar structure?
$ goto total
$ 414:
$ ty sys$input
  414. had sex, oral sex, mutual masturbation in a suspension device of some
       kind (hammock, trampoline, tightrope, safety net, etc.)?
$ goto total
$ 415:
$ ty sys$input
  415. had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual
       masturbation on the roof of a building in excess of 5 floors?
$ goto total
$ 416:
$ ty sys$input
  416. had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual
       masturbation inside or within the confines of a hedge, bush, other
       natural vegetation which can provide a wall effect, cave, rock
       overhang, in a well, or any other secluded, outdoor, non-vegetative
       shielding structure?
$ goto total
$ 417:
$ ty sys$input
  417. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in the snow? (Spring thaw is
       acceptable.)
$ goto total
$ 418:
$ ty sys$input
  418. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a place where the
       prevailing, ambient temperature (of the air immediately surrounding
       you) was below the freezing point of water?
$ goto total
$ 419:
$ ty sys$input
  419. had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual
       masturbation in a place where you could have been discovered?
$ goto total
$ 420:
$ ty sys$input
  420. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a water-filled
       bathtub, hot tub, or under a shower or other running water (waterfall,
       torrential downpour, monsoon, etc.)?
$ goto total
$ 421:
$ ty sys$input
  421. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a body of water?
       (swimming pool, swimming hole, pond, lake, lagoon, sea, ocean, etc.)
$ goto total
$ 422:
$ ty sys$input
  422. had sex on the beach (and the resultant sand in uncomfortable places)?
$ goto total
$ 423:
$ ty sys$input
  423. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a bathroom of the
       opposite sex?
$ goto total
$ 424:
$ ty sys$input
  424. gone to a motel (however sleazy) for the sole purpose of having sex?
$ goto total
$ 425:
$ ty sys$input
 _______________________________________________________________________________
 Section 11:  Style.  76 questions.
     
 Have you ever done any of the following:
  425. watched while someone else masturbated?
$ goto total
$ 426:
$ ty sys$input
  426. been watched while masturbating?
$ goto total
$ 427:
$ ty sys$input
  427. orgasmed on somebody?
$ goto total
$ 428:
$ ty sys$input
  428. orgasmed in somebody if you are male, or had someone orgasm in you
       if you are female?
$ goto total
$ 429:
$ ty sys$input
  429. had more than one person orgasm on you at once, or been one of several
       people orgasming on someone else?
$ goto total
$ 430:
$ ty sys$input
  430. been involved in the use of a penis as a leash or bludgeoning
       device?
$ goto total
$ 431:
$ ty sys$input
  431. been involved in oxygen deprivation for sexual enhancement?
       (Nitrous oxide does not count.)
$ goto total
$ 432:
$ ty sys$input
  432. willingly made video tapes or had pictures taken while having sex,
       oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
$ goto total
$ 433:
$ ty sys$input
  433. physically watched others having sex?
$ goto total
$ 434:
$ ty sys$input
  434. watched your partner of choice having sex, oral sex, or mutual
       masturbation with someone else?
$ goto total
$ 435:
$ ty sys$input
  435. taken pictures or made video tapes of your partner of choice having sex,
       oral sex, or mutual masturbation with someone else?
$ goto total
$ 436:
$ ty sys$input
  436. willingly made audio recordings while having sex, oral sex, or
       mutual masturbation?
$ goto total
$ 437:
$ ty sys$input
  437. talked dirty while having sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
$ goto total
$ 438:
$ ty sys$input
  438. intentionally made more noise than necessary while having sex, oral
       sex, or mutual masturbation so as to put on a good show for whoever
       might have been listening in?
$ goto total
$ 439:
$ ty sys$input
  439. intentionally made "animal" noises during sex?
$ goto total
$ 440:
$ ty sys$input
  440. had a pet or domesticated animal walk over you or your partner while
       you were involved in sex or oral sex?
$ goto total
$ 441:
$ ty sys$input
  441. had a general emergency arise while you were steeped in sex?  (House on
       fire, flash flood, hurricane, private plane crash lands in your
       dwelling, etc.)
$ goto total
$ 442:
$ ty sys$input
  442. had your sexual technique/style/skill openly praised by someone?
$ goto total
$ 443:
$ ty sys$input
  443. taken nude pictures of someone else?
$ goto total
$ 444:
$ ty sys$input
  444. had nude pictures of you taken?
$ goto total
$ 445:
$ ty sys$input
  445. placed a personal ad?
$ goto total
$ 446:
$ ty sys$input
  446. answered a personal ad?
$ goto total
$ 447:
$ ty sys$input
  447. been involved in breast fucking?  (aka "The Hawaiian Muscle Fuck")
$ goto total
$ 448:
$ ty sys$input
  448. participated in fist-fucking?  (see "Caligula")
$ goto total
$ 449:
$ ty sys$input
  449. shaved someone's genital pubic hair (or had yours shaved) as part of a
       sexual activity?
$ goto total
$ 450:
$ ty sys$input
  450. had sex for more than three hours in a single session of sex?
$ goto total
$ 451:
$ ty sys$input
  451. been bruised during sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
       (hickies do not count.)
$ goto total
$ 452:
$ ty sys$input
  452. bruised someone else during sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
$ goto total
$ 453:
$ ty sys$input
  453. been injured during sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
$ goto total
$ 454:
$ ty sys$input
  454. orgasmed more than three times in one session of sex?
$ goto total
$ 455:
$ ty sys$input
  455. had sex so many times or for so long that one or both people involved
       runs dry?
$ goto total
$ 456:
$ ty sys$input
  456. disturbed other people by making excessive noise while having sex?
$ goto total
$ 457:
$ ty sys$input
  457. had sex or mutual masturbation or received oral sex
       while you were driving (the car or boat or whatever vehicle)?
$ goto total
$ 458:
$ ty sys$input
  458. had sex doggie fashion?
$ goto total
$ 459:
$ ty sys$input
  459. had sex in the female superior position?
$ goto total
$ 460:
$ ty sys$input
  460. had sex sitting up?
$ goto total
$ 461:
$ ty sys$input
  461. had sex standing up?
$ goto total
$ 462:
$ ty sys$input
  462. had sex upside-down?
$ goto total
$ 463:
$ ty sys$input
  463. gone through two or more sexual positions without the need for
       re-entry?
$ goto total
$ 464:
$ ty sys$input
  464. fallen asleep during sex?
$ goto total
$ 465:
$ ty sys$input
  465. woken up to someone having sex with you?
$ goto total
$ 466:
$ ty sys$input
  466. had sex while one person was passed out or unconscious?
$ goto total
$ 467:
$ ty sys$input
  467. given or received a hickey on your upper inner thigh?
$ goto total
$ 468:
$ ty sys$input
  468. been on the receiving of anal sex?
$ goto total
$ 469:
$ ty sys$input
  469. been on the ramming end of anal sex (a dildo counts)?
$ goto total
$ 470:
$ ty sys$input
  470. had sex more than 10 times with 1 person?
$ goto total
$ 471:
$ ty sys$input
  471. had sex more than 5 times in a 24 hour period?
$ goto total
$ 472:
$ ty sys$input
  472. had sex more than 10 times in a 24 hour period?
$ goto total
$ 473:
$ ty sys$input
  473. had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in masturbation
       while someone other than your partner was watching?
$ goto total
$ 474:
$ ty sys$input
  474. had sex or oral sex while one or both of you were playing a musical
       instrument, hacked, watched television, read, drawn or in other
       words were preoccupied with something other than sex and lust?
$ goto total
$ 475:
$ ty sys$input
  475. performed oral sex after intercourse without washing or douching?
$ goto total
$ 476:
$ ty sys$input
  476. kissed your partner on the lips after oral sex without brushing
       teeth, nor washing/gargling/rinsing out mouth?
$ goto total
$ 477:
$ ty sys$input
  477. inflicted pain during sex?
$ goto total
$ 478:
$ ty sys$input
  478. been involved in cunnilingus during the woman's period?
$ goto total
$ 479:
$ ty sys$input
  479. had sex during the woman's period?
$ goto total
$ 480:
$ ty sys$input
  480. foot masturbated someone?
$ goto total
$ 481:
$ ty sys$input
  481. been foot masturbated?
$ goto total
$ 482:
$ ty sys$input
  482. tongue bathed someone?
$ goto total
$ 483:
$ ty sys$input
  483. been tongue bathed?
$ goto total
$ 484:
$ ty sys$input
  484. licked or sucked on someone else's feet and/or toes?
$ goto total
$ 485:
$ ty sys$input
  485. had your feet and/or toes licked or sucked by someone else?
$ goto total
$ 486:
$ ty sys$input
  486. licked someone's anus?
$ goto total
$ 487:
$ ty sys$input
  487. licked someone's anus while they were defecating?
$ goto total
$ 488:
$ ty sys$input
  488. performed oral sex while the person was urinating?
$ goto total
$ 489:
$ ty sys$input
  489. drank your own urine?
$ goto total
$ 490:
$ ty sys$input
  490. tasted or drank someone else's urine?
$ goto total
$ 491:
$ ty sys$input
  491. drank/drained an entire bladder-full of someone else's urine?
$ goto total
$ 492:
$ ty sys$input
  492. drank human blood?
$ goto total
$ 493:
$ ty sys$input
  493. tasted someone else's nasal mucous?
$ goto total
$ 494:
$ ty sys$input
  494. been involved in a golden shower?
$ goto total
$ 495:
$ ty sys$input
  495. swallowed your partner's orgasmic secretions?
$ goto total
$ 496:
$ ty sys$input
  496. used the Purity Test as a checklist of things you could do?
$ goto total
$ 497:
$ ty sys$input
  497. ever done something for the sole purpose of lowering your Purity Test
       score?
$ goto total
$ 498:
$ ty sys$input
  498. bought/read books to enhance sexual technique?
$ goto total
$ 499:
$ ty sys$input
  499. participated in Purity Testing with an ulterior motive?
$ goto total
$ 500:
$ ty sys$input
  500. become interested in someone only after hearing about their Purity Test
       score?
$ goto total
$ 501:
$ score = score / 5
$ write sys$output "Congratulations! You have finished the Purity Test.
$ write sys$output "Your score is ''score' out of 100."
$ write sys$output "Up to you to decide how pure or sleazy that is!  8^)"
$ write sys$output "Thank You, and have a nice day.  god bless."
$exit